curious... minding my own business. Sitting in my office and reading some webcomics. Evil, Inc. and DM of the Rings, if you really want to know. When all of a sudden, outside there's a huge...
B-O-O-M
I mean, like an explosion.
Bad Thoughts Creep In
Car blown up? My Blazer in flames? A city bus dispatched by an engineering student tired of taking the shuttle up to the Parkview Campus?
I mean, it's the sixth anniversary of 9/11 next week and this is a college campus -- anything could be happening.
I Head Out Of My Office...
... to the grad student office next door and look outside.
There's a large semi parked there with a U.S. Army logo on the side, and some guys are standing around what looks like an artillery piece. And a Public Safety car.
A Scream Arises From The Students Standing Around...
... as the rain comes down and they all scramble for cover.
Nothing to see, I guess, move along. This is not the disaster you're looking for.
I head back to my office.
Dr. Phil
