I'm here working at one of the tables in the lobby of the Troy Marriott, because the free Wi-Fi is only in the lobby, and this pirate ship went by. With a rather scurvy lot of pirates.
And blinking Christmas lights up and down both masts.
And a boombox under the black fabric draped over whatever kind of cart they were using. And it looked like they were carrying dessert.
Several other pirates were carrying planks with them -- four footers.
And That's Not All
I just saw the world's largest propeller head hat. A red hardhat with a three-foot wooden propeller mounted on it. Apparently it's pretty heavy and you have to balance it pretty carefully on your heard.
And a green ballerina with gossamer wings, real tattoos and a beard. And a beer gut. I'm not sure I needed to see that. (grin)
I love cons. I think. (double-grin)