They Didn't Ask Me (dr_phil_physics) wrote,
They Didn't Ask Me

Teh Stupid

(phone rings in office)

(hit Speaker button)

-- Phil Kaldon.

-- Hello, is this Dr. Phil?

-- Phil Kaldon.

-- Is this, uh..., THE Dr. Phil?

-- Are you trying to reach the Dr. Phil Show in California?

-- Uh, yes.

-- This is a Physics professor in Michigan. My website clearly says I am not the Dr. Phil on television, which is the only way you could've gotten this phone number. Sorry, I can't help you.

-- Oh. (crestfallen)


Dr. Phil

PS - Haven't gotten one of these in a while.

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