1. It IS cold outside.
2. It IS going to get colder.
3. There IS wind.
4. There IS wind chill.
5. It hasn't been this cold since 1998.
Okay, I cheerfully concede these points.
The local weather people are going out of their way to make it sound like This Is The Worst Weather In The History Of The World. Ever.
And I don't need to log into your website to get continually updated temperature readings. For one thing, I have four outside thermometers around the house and garage -- I can find a temperature if I need one.